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January 9, 2008 - During an otherwise dull chat with my sister Kelli about work-related stuff, I decided to inquire about her friend Kim, whom she refered to our company and had started that week. Kim had been training with Kelli and had been learning the ropes a little bit even before her start date. So, says I: [1:58:12 PM] Rick Barr says: Is Kim working on her own now, or is she still latched onto your teat? [1:58:56 PM] Kelli Smith says: she's here [1:59:06 PM] Kelli Smith says: training lasts a week for new CSMs [1:59:09 PM] Kelli Smith says: we know how to treat them right! [1:59:24 PM] Rick Barr says: You'll need to let her go eventually......she's a big gurl now! [1:59:51 PM] Kelli Smith says: No, I have to protect her. She's my baby. She needs a new diapee and her baba [2:01:28 PM] Rick Barr says: lmao [2:01:37 PM] Rick Barr says: wow! Have Xander help her out with that. [2:02:12 PM] Rick Barr says: I'll have T bring some rash powder. You girls have fun tonight. [2:02:26 PM] Kelli Smith says: and a sponge [2:02:33 PM] Kelli Smith says: I have no idea why I said that [2:02:35 PM] Kelli Smith says: I'm sleepy I let nearly an hour pass before I responded again. Kelli knows me well. And she appreciates what I do when it comes to weirdness. But she never saw this one coming:
KELLI AND KIM, SITTIN' IN DA TREE
KIM BE LIKIN' DAT SO GOOD
WHEN KELLI GIT DONE, SHE BE POURIN' DA PEAS
DEN SHE GITS A BABA TO DRINK
Her response:
[3:01:18 PM] Kelli Smith says: OMFG
She later told me that I needed to rap it. She double dared me. I promised her I would. I don't break promises. Click on the link below to hear the best rap of 2008. Old Skool. Well.....it's also got a bit of rock and roll, country, and a tiny fleck of latin percussion. Yo. |